"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*


I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm


caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens


turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place


my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”


whoever discovered popcorn must have been really fucking freaked out

Just thinking about how smart some humans are blows my mind. Like, someone had to dry out a corn kernel and then heat it to make popcorn. 
Who even discovered that milk, eggs and flour make cake. WHO DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE FLOUR. 

I only just learnt how to boil pasta.