mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

lordoftheinternet:

whoever discovered popcorn must have been really fucking freaked out

Just thinking about how smart some humans are blows my mind. Like, someone had to dry out a corn kernel and then heat it to make popcorn. 
Who even discovered that milk, eggs and flour make cake. WHO DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE FLOUR. 


I only just learnt how to boil pasta.